Abstinence is funny

Got this gem off of Feministing.com, a good blog, by my measure.

Just a few comments.

The girl on the left... doesn't seem to keen on the whole "abstaining" thing.

The 11 year old boy on the right - probably shouldn't be discussing his sex life with his little sister.

The rest of the site is here.

Fun Fact: Abstinence has a 26% failure rate!

I love teh interweb

Ok, I was going to show you talking kittes on You tube, but it's down right now. Lame.

I've also been tricked into joining Facebook, which I was promised wasn't anything like mySpace. Yeah. I got duped. And how.

The point of places like Facebook, other than to get single people some lovin', seems to be to accumulate a larger number of friends than anyone else. You do that, and you win. And if your single and you do that, you get some lovin', and you probably get to hang out with K-Fed. Or something.

Yeah, I'm not doing so well then.

Speaking of K-Fed, ever want to kick his ass? I know I do!

Tasteless fun.

Update! Talking cats! OMG!

This is the reason video games weren't cool when I was a kid.

Yeah. Makes me proud.

Anyway, I found this little gem over at 1up, and there's a whole bunch more just like it.

You know, in spite of the fact that gaming has gone mainstream, gamers really don't need any help being uncool. But in the early 90's, that what we had. Lots and lots of help.

So please, check out the shit that I am other gamers had to deal with in the 90's. You'll laugh and cry in equal measure.

BTW, If you were confronted by this guy today, what would you do?

-Kick his ass

-Call the police

-Run like hell

These are pretty much your only options.